Nicky Fury

I guess some guys don't know what they're letting themselves in for.

"I shouldna come, I shouldna asked a dame to do this"

"Sit down buster - just because I wear heels bigger than your d**k don't mean I aint got the balls for the job"

He shuffled nervously on his feet for a moment before doing as he was told.

"So big man, what's the skinny? Lemme guess...You're in a jam and you got someone who needs taking down? Someone real light on their feet?"

"Well there's a little more to it than that..."

"There always is honey, but I got the wit and the hits to do the job. Not just me neither, I got a whole team of girls just like me"

That's when it dawned on him.

"W-w-wait, you're a roller girl?"

"Got it in one, been rolling with this crew for a coupla years now, ever since they rumbled with Royal Windsor. Now I'm kinda known as the meanest of a mean team"

"I guess that's why they call you Fury huh?"

"Honey, you don't even know the half of it"