Mallory Hard-Knox

“I'm not really as bad as they say I am. I'm actually a really nice person”.

You better not believe it.

Born bad, there is no way to overcome Mallory's fearsome track presence. To look into her face is to gaze upon the cold, lifeless eyes of a shark, the bloodied tusks of a crazed boar, and the snarling maw of a hungry gator. She gives bad dreams nightmares. Halloween dresses up for her. She gives aspirin a headache, and when she gets hungry, famines make donations.

Tonight there’s a whisper on the wind that her wheels are hot for blood, vengeance, and another jammer panty to add to her scalp collection.

Together Mallory and Mickey know the difference between right and wrong, they just don't give a damn.